10 hipster rules
First hipster rule
After just being cool
Tell them that you are that hipster
Who really knew the minister
And if not one drinking session in Poland
Black-list could be really much longer
And, yeah, much blacker for your nasty land
Second rule. Be simple. Like God.
Just like in the Fight Club.
You should never state you are hipster
Even if sky falls
Even if hanged by the balls
If you do not have the latter
What the hell, you, feminist wait for?
Come on, cry out the third rule and win!
Tell the truth bout the ketamine
Or amphetamine. What are you kean?
Add just a bit of suicidal tendencies
But attach a cat-picture
And put the smile.
Do not feed the aggression
Four, five and six – bloody hit
Coffee, Starbucks and retweet
Bitch, i said Starbucks and retweet
Ain't retweet – you are not worth a shit
Ain't retweet – no respect
Nor near McDuck, nor at the Prospect
Ain't retweet – take the mathces and jerrycan, here is your lust mug
Ain't retweet – who cares of minister, that dirty bug
Ain't retweet – go on take the ketamine
Take amphetamine, take whatever kills your sin
Ain't retweet – go kill yourself. Be cruel. Be nasty
Got RT? Why we still not started a party?
Let's start it with love song, then song bout the Heaven
Call you friends at FM. That is rule number seven
Order the song – We Jammin – don's stand as a stubb
Then call your friend, who has his own club.
Tell him you are coming, let the drinks be cool.
My god, i imagine my liver in alcohol pool
Owe him some money? Than a bit more polite
Joke about Lucy, the diamonds, the sky
Tell you are coming and BRINGING, you know what it means
And something about the car and the wheels.
Got it? That's how eighths rule feels
Tired with drinks and the bitches?
Relax and selfie,
Show us! Preach us!
Let's go. What you get, what you see?
You found new Universe at doubleU-C.
Oh, just two steps from the finish line!
What a success! What a wonderful time!
And just in a second you turn head around
You know this guy, you hear this sound
«Stay where you are!» Colonel Master Kong
«You eyes are not here, or am i wrong?»
The window is narrow but you can do it
Go go go!
Move it move it!
Zero rule, read the credits!
Write first, and then edit!
If you need running to keep your life fun
Don't think, just run, Forrest, run
And number of rules does not really mean
Cause quantity is just another regime
2013 Bierascie - m.n.s.к.