Papyrus Makes A Mixtape by anime_sonicmega

This has to be the craziest thing I've ever done.

Writing/Vocals: myself (Sean Chiplock); Music (c) tobyfox

(Want the MP3 or to use this for an animation? email me! anime_sonicmega@hotmail.com)

LYRICS:

ATTENTION MONSTERS, MY NAME IS PAPYRUS
I'M A SKELETON MADE WITH MAGIC, BONES, AND LOTS OF COOL
IF YOU NEED PROOF, THEN LOOK AT MY BICEPS
BECAUSE THEY'RE WEARING SUNGLASSES, AND THAT CLEARLY MEANS I RULE!

MY COOKING SKILL'S UNRIVALED WHEN IT COMES TO SPAGHETTI,
WITH SAUCE AND PASTA NOODLES EXTRA LONG
AND NOT A SINGLE CREATURE HAS SURVIVED A DISH
but frisk just walked right past it
SANS, DON'T INTERRUPT MY SONG!

IT TAKES A SPECIAL KIND OF PERFECTION
JUST TO MATCH WHAT I HAVE BEEN WITHOUT EVER HAVING TRIED
AND THAT'S WHY UNDYNE WANTS ME IN THE ROYAL GUARD-
but aren't you still in training?
- HEY, THAT DOESN'T MEAN I LIED!

SO IF YOU THINK THAT WE CAN BE PALS,
THEN YOU HAD BETTER BE PREPARED FOR IMMENSE AMOUNTS OF FUN!
UNLESS YOU'RE HUMAN, THEN I'M AFRAID YOU'LL BE CAPTURED-
but you kinda made friends with one...

*SANS!*