(04/05 - The Adrian & Tony Radio Show - Nedward). As the end of the world approaches ever sooner, Lorna interrupts Adrian in the radio studio to link back up with producer Tony Wilson who is still out on the streets 'facing the end times'...
Tony: Who the fuck are you?
Linda: You’re a friendly one now! Ah bejany, isn’t the weather lovely for it?
Tony: Hah, Stay back!
Linda: Ah musha, do you not want a hug. Everyone deserves a hug! Come here.
Tony: What do you want?!
Linda: Just a Hug honey. Sure it’s the end of the world isn’t it? Eamonn Holmes was just saying it on the telly. They’ve just started rioting and there’s killings!
Tony: What? You mean, you know too?
Linda: Ah yeah, and you shouldn’t be scared. If God wants us back with himself and his son, then sure, he only had to ask.
Tony: Jesus Christ,
Linda: That’s himself, yunno I was just putting on the tracky-bottoms when I got a phone call from a long lost friend and he wanted a final picnic before it was all over. The belt buckles on me dungarees nearly blew off! He said he would call up, but I said I’d surprise him and meet him at the housing estate here.
Tony: What? Linda?! This is you?
Linda: Hah now?, How’d you know my name? What’s going on here?
Tony: I have to tell you somethin’ important.
Linda: That’s what he said! Do you know Lilo? What’s he look like? I haven’t seen him in twenty years!
Tony: Lilo? That was, is, eh, his name?
Linda: Omigod! I didn’t even see you had the headphones on with a microphone in your hand! Are we on the radio? Are you reporting the end of the world? Janey mack!
Tony: I don’t know how to tell you this but: do you fancy yunno…
Linda: Aw Lilo, he said it would be special. He was always so romantic! And I just love the radio! Listen to it in the shower every morning before me baked beans and then unloading Rooster, Jarvis and Leona to school! Single mum now yunno! Life was hard but sure that’s over now. Fate is takin’ over! Where is he?
Tony: Em, he’s, but I’m available.
Linda: Well listen, before he gets here I’d like to say to your listeners, that I forgive. I forgive those who did me wrong. For the nuns in the orphanage who stuffed me in the washing machine, for my ex-employer taking photos of me in the changing rooms at the funpark, even for my hubby who sprayed me in blue glossy paint and left me for a young one. I forgive all my bullies and abusers! And I think we all should, now that the time is near… What about you?
Tony: ‘Em back to the studio Adgeen, is it time for a, eh, word from our sponsors till I sort this Linda out?
Linda: Oh no hosey Joe, it’s time for you to sort yourself out Mr Radio man! I’m here for you hun!
Tony: That’s what I’m talking about, how far is your house?
Linda: I can see someone’s bullied you, it’s written all over your face. What did they do?
Tony: Excuse me? I’ve never been-wha?
Linda: Ah ya have so. Hang on, are those, baked beans on your shirt?
Tom: Ah howaya Linda, just finished burstin’ out your estate with the leaflets. Good deal from Remaxer to sell the house. I pushed it in your box love. Who’s this eejit?
Tony: Bullied… Hmm. Well now that I think of it…
Linda: He’s from the radio. It’s the end of the world Tom and we’re on about bullies!
Tom: Ah, no time for radio stations unless they want to give us Letterbox Defenders free publicity! We post to 137,000 letter boxes countywide. We handle the jobs no one should!
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