(03/05 - Mount Pheasant II - Dick Iodine) As they scuttle precariously down through Mount Eidel on a moped, Dick Pheasant is embroiled in helping out Ponkin, to discover just what Shameless Hagan the courier is doing with Ponkin's girlfriend Egritte Manbender.
Later, Dick becomes the centre of attention at Falconhorst Chemical. Part 3 of Mount Pheasant II - an original feature-length audio adventure comedy by Amplevoicepod. Podcasting done right and done the hard way, because someone must.
Dick: Ponkin! Ponkin! Stop fingering the gears and drive it will ya?
Ponkin: Shhhuddup with the hailer. Scooter takes gettin’ used to again.
Dick: On the metallers! Look at us! Weeee!
Ponkin: Dick, stop announcin’ our arrival. We’re on a mission.
Dick: ‘Ere, any sounds on this hape a junk?
Ponkin: Just to warn ya, front light is a bit dodgy.
Dick: We may need it now it’s dark!
Ponkin: Ah come on ya bitch! Work…
Dick: Rehearsin’ the lines for Egritte hah? Ahhhh! It’s gone dark! We’re flyin’ blind!
Ponkin: Curse a fuc- oh, there, she’s back.
Dick: Saw me life flash before me there Ponkin!
Ponkin: Ah don’t say that Dick. There’s treatment these days-
Dick: Can’t treat what I have!
Ponkin: You sir, are a splendid sicklad.
Dick: Hahaaaa! Drive fuk outta ‘er Ponks!
Ponkin: House is here up the left, just park ‘er in here.
Dick: Alright, but now, I can’t be out late with you staking out women’s houses. I’ve to start me new job tomorrow at the factory.
Ponkin: All I want to do is just see, and your my witness.
Dick: To stop you killin’ her. Although… heheheh.
Ponkin: Your colours haven’t faded much Dick, you look good in them.
Dick: Yeah? The old love hunter back patch’s great innit? Like Ready N’ Willin’s a better album but-
Ponkin: It’s good to see you enjoyin’ yourself in spite of everything.
Dick: Well I wasn’t unemployed for a day, don’t you worry about me.
Ponkin: You’re a brave fighter.
Dick: Yeah fightin’ the world! Manowar forever! Not many liked ‘em but I did.
Ponkin: Alright, see the window, lights on.
Dick: So, what have we got here then?
Ponkin: She’s got a big white bucket.
Dick: A wha?
Ponkin: That’s what Shameless gave her earlier.
Dick: Heh, oh yeah?
Ponkin: She’s opening it. It’s like a big tub of-
Dick: Of? Ponkin, of what?
Ponkin: Fuck me… Egritte!
Dick: Move! Move! What’s she at? Gis a gander!
Ponkin: No, you’re not allowed.
Dick: Get outta that! I’m helpin’ you out.
Ponkin: Stop pushin’ me.
Dick: Awhaaaa! She’s rubbin’ cream all over herself in the front room! Would ya look!
Ponkin: I’m sorry you had to see this.
Dick: Little fried eggs on her.
Ponkin: This is fuckin’ Shamless Hagan’s doin’.
Dick: Don’t be sorry, no, no, don’t be, I know I shouldn’t but, this is… good stuff!
Ponkin: He’s given ‘er that. That lubricant, he gave her that. I’m going to kill him.
Dick: Not just yet my man, till I- Oh she’s gone down on the flange! Ahaha! Aw fuck sake.
Ponkin: He’s probably upstairs waitin’, all twenty stone of him, laid out on the mattress.
Dick: Go on… Over your little chest bullets, go on Egritte… hey, what? Where ya goin’ Ponkin, you can’t go in there! Ponkin!
Ponkin: I’m not goin’ in there. I just want-
Dick: Woah woah, no! Stall it. Don’t do tha-
Ponkin: Egritte Manbender! Ya WHORE!
Dick: Give me that ya bollocks! Y’ll get us both-
(Scooter revs up, departs)
Dick: ‘Ere, what? No! NO! Where the fuck are yis goin’. Oi! Ya can’t leave me- Ponkin! Don’t-
Dick: Ah shit...