Adam Archie Graham Adam Graham Melbourne I'm Adam Archie Graham. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I can lift a fully-grown horse above my head, and I can hold my breath for 10 minutes. To settle a wager, I once ate a kilo of ALDIs strongest fox poison and ran two kilometres in the nude. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. I cannot feel pain, and I can see for 3 kilometres unaided by a lens. No man can kill me. I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat, including a Turk, a Pygmy Negro Man and a rare Deepwater Jew. A medical doctor and two priests have written and signed a document confirming that I have no soul. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.