This is a parody of Watsky's song "Pale Kid Raps Fast" . . . Ponified, et cetera.

My YouTube: http://youtube.com/user/TwilightTheDicktator

Lyrics:

Oh hi,
I'm that guy,
Who makes random songs like Pinkie Pie,
Don't why, I do not try,
But I do, no lie,
Oh my,

Roll by to see some pony,
Who mocked my flow, and called me a phony,
That was rage fuel,
You dumb silly mule,
So I'm a faster rapper, brony.

Why would you say that I don't rap fast man, when you just knew it would just become,
A verse that is slow at first, but now I'm doing Sonic Rainboom laps around the sound spectrum,

I don't wanna be the one to tell you that I'm fast,
Ask Dash, she's bitter cause she's always last,
But in the past,
I was last,
I got sick of it,
So I had to practice and I actually had to cast,

A magic spell, I learned from Twi, to learn her secret and she asked why I needed to
know,
So I said, "For show." and now it doesn't look like I rap so slow!

Wait Kyle, why're you doing a cover?
Well, it's because I am a lover,
Of Watsky's cover of a song,
So, please look at the lyrics and just sing along!

Gonna make it so Fluttershy speaks,
Coherently, and have her stop acting weak,
Every single week,
But if she doesn't, I'll say "Just speak louder, you big dumb rock!"
Work that cock,
Angel you turd,
Screw Flutterbitch,
She's a dick,
I don't get the popularity,
Of Spike and Rarity never ever being shipped,

Okay I think I'm done,
This parody was actually a lot of fun,
So guys if you like what you're hearing,

Just tell me what I should make a rap of next.

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