Stats for this track
In 12 Sets
- 18 Tracks, 1.12.01
- 5 Tracks, 18.02
- 7 Tracks, 28.37
- 8 Tracks, 31.09
- 22 Tracks, 1.04.24
In 1 Group
Scriber on Soundcloud: Scriber
No jobs at all in our town of Canterlot,
Things are too pricy - Oxygen has to be bought,
Celestia's taxes have got us bent,
#OccupyEquestria - we're the 99 percent,
Start a sit-in at SugarCube Corner,
Get a job or be lazy, we prefer the former,
Pinkie Pie's too poor to break the fourth wall,
I think it's happened before, if you can recall
Things are fucked up. A lot of ponies are dying,
I'd tell you things would get better but I'm not good at lying.
I guess we're different though. We're ponies, you know,
Don't believe us? Go look at the ratings for the show!
Applejack can't be assed bucking no more,
Things used to be so much better before,
Rarity thinks her fucking rock is a diamond,
Hey, move over Spike, Tom is moving in,
Twilight can't even afford a book,
No chefs - Sweetie Belle is forced to cook,
Rainbow Dash has gone mad, she's sleeping with colts,
Because Spitfire got laid off; no more Wonderbolts!
Fluttershy can't even afford her nursery,
Screamed at the repo 'you're going to love me'
I know y'all are feeling vexed and perplexed,
No time to explain though cause the chorus is next,
Celestia and Luna, being a buncha lame ducks
Fucking Quills and Sofas ain’t had sofas for months
The economy’s a travesty, it’s sad, you see, we’re mad, you see
We Occupy Equestria, we muthafuckin’ bad, you see
Best respect, we representin’, bronies, ponies in conventions
And may I have your attention; prep your brains for retention,
Scriber, Yelling at cats up on the mic, don’t hate
You best believe we’re gonna love and tolerate
Yeah - slow it down for a bit
I’m the guy you cannot miss
It is my sincerest wish that
You learn something from all this
I’m a Lambo, you’re a FIAT
I’m the boss-man, you’re the beey-atch
Vinyl Scratch is best pony, best not forget
Blue and white mane, bob, back up to clip
Right! We occupying Hoofington and Trottingham,
Canterlot and Ponyville, up in Bitsburgh, man
Got a lot to do, got to have ponies to do it
We’re the bronies throwin’ bricks through your Establishment
Five down, one to go, Scriber wants you all to know
Scriber’s wack like Jack Black havin a big mac attack, it’s a fact, too slow
So put your hoof down and draw up a sign
And come meet me and Cats out there on the picket line
Fuckin' AJ can't engineer no more,
Got laid off, now he works at a convenient store,
Hyper's relationship with Fluttershy is complicated,
He pressed for anal, did I mention it was complicated?
D-Pad doesn't even fucking interview,
He goes as a gay pornstar and made his debut,
Fox-Trot went broke and sold his fez,
Draws attention to himself, cause he always says,
"Oh hi guys, look, I'm so random."
Loves the attention. He does it in tandem,
With PRiSON cause they talk about dick and shit,
When confronted they lower shades and say, "Deal with it."
Circuit Mane can't even find his brain,
He doesn't notice it, but it's obvious he's gone insane,
And then there's Gamma Ray who is gay for clarity,
Hey bitch, how's it feel being shipped with Rarity?
Tigan sells his fanfics for crack,
Scribbler, nah, won't mention him on this track,
Making fun of him is A Dream Come True (picture reference),
The Brony Show? You're better off on BronyNews,
CrimsonTheWolf, I went to the aftershow,
Shit was so boring, I fell asleep you know,
I've said a lot of harsh shit, but I can be crueler,
The Brony Show needs to be about 20% cooler,
Alex S's Dubstep is fucking atrocious,
Like Trixie's magical feats; it's hocus-pocus,
Tombstone? What the fuck did you do?
You even made the solo for A Party With Pinkie too?
TH89's Pony Swag hit the top charts,
All his raps sound like a chorus of my fucking farts.
Sethisto's gone mad, he now likes Twilight,
I think "Equestria Girls" was ED's only highlight,
PinkiePieSwear, fucking make me a beat,
So people will listen to my raps and go "Hey, this is neat!"
Joseco, you're famous? I don't believe it's true,
If you're so famous how come even I haven't heard of you?
I gotta make a shoutout to OceanLord,
I've never read a fanfic that has made me so bored,
Here, I'll write a letter. Dear Princess Celestia,
Today I talked shit and I #OccupiedEquestria,
This song isn't meant to taken seriously. I swear to Celestia if you rage to this song because of either (a) the quality is horrid or (b) Scriber's shitty microphone (lol) or (c) you rage at the people I jokingly took a stab at, you fucking win the game.
Nonetheless, Yelling At Cats is out. I got real songs to do now. Play me off, Piano Cat!