#OccupyEquestria feat. Scriber

Yelling At Cats on December 01, 2011 20:13

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    No jobs at all in our town of Canterlot,
    Things are too pricy - Oxygen has to be bought,
    Celestia's taxes have got us bent,
    #OccupyEquestria - we're the 99 percent,

    Start a sit-in at SugarCube Corner,
    Get a job or be lazy, we prefer the former,
    Pinkie Pie's too poor to break the fourth wall,
    I think it's happened before, if you can recall

    Things are fucked up. A lot of ponies are dying,
    I'd tell you things would get better but I'm not good at lying.
    I guess we're different though. We're ponies, you know,
    Don't believe us? Go look at the ratings for the show!

    Applejack can't be assed bucking no more,
    Things used to be so much better before,
    Rarity thinks her fucking rock is a diamond,
    Hey, move over Spike, Tom is moving in,

    Twilight can't even afford a book,
    No chefs - Sweetie Belle is forced to cook,
    Rainbow Dash has gone mad, she's sleeping with colts,
    Because Spitfire got laid off; no more Wonderbolts!

    Fluttershy can't even afford her nursery,
    Screamed at the repo 'you're going to love me'
    I know y'all are feeling vexed and perplexed,
    No time to explain though cause the chorus is next,

    [CHORUS]:

    Occupy Equestria,
    Overthrow Celestia
    Occupy Equestria
    Overthrow Celestia

    Celestia and Luna, being a buncha lame ducks
    Fucking Quills and Sofas ain’t had sofas for months
    The economy’s a travesty, it’s sad, you see, we’re mad, you see
    We Occupy Equestria, we muthafuckin’ bad, you see

    Best respect, we representin’, bronies, ponies in conventions
    And may I have your attention; prep your brains for retention,
    Scriber, Yelling at cats up on the mic, don’t hate
    You best believe we’re gonna love and tolerate

    Yeah - slow it down for a bit
    I’m the guy you cannot miss
    It is my sincerest wish that
    You learn something from all this

    I’m a Lambo, you’re a FIAT
    I’m the boss-man, you’re the beey-atch
    Vinyl Scratch is best pony, best not forget
    Blue and white mane, bob, back up to clip

    Right! We occupying Hoofington and Trottingham,
    Canterlot and Ponyville, up in Bitsburgh, man
    Got a lot to do, got to have ponies to do it
    We’re the bronies throwin’ bricks through your Establishment

    Five down, one to go, Scriber wants you all to know
    Scriber’s wack like Jack Black havin a big mac attack, it’s a fact, too slow
    So put your hoof down and draw up a sign
    And come meet me and Cats out there on the picket line

    [CHORUS]

    Fuckin' AJ can't engineer no more,
    Got laid off, now he works at a convenient store,
    Hyper's relationship with Fluttershy is complicated,
    He pressed for anal, did I mention it was complicated?

    D-Pad doesn't even fucking interview,
    He goes as a gay pornstar and made his debut,
    Fox-Trot went broke and sold his fez,
    Draws attention to himself, cause he always says,

    "Oh hi guys, look, I'm so random."
    Loves the attention. He does it in tandem,
    With PRiSON cause they talk about dick and shit,
    When confronted they lower shades and say, "Deal with it."

    Circuit Mane can't even find his brain,
    He doesn't notice it, but it's obvious he's gone insane,
    And then there's Gamma Ray who is gay for clarity,
    Hey bitch, how's it feel being shipped with Rarity?

    Tigan sells his fanfics for crack,
    Scribbler, nah, won't mention him on this track,
    Making fun of him is A Dream Come True (picture reference),
    The Brony Show? You're better off on BronyNews,

    CrimsonTheWolf, I went to the aftershow,
    Shit was so boring, I fell asleep you know,
    I've said a lot of harsh shit, but I can be crueler,
    The Brony Show needs to be about 20% cooler,

    [CHORUS]

    Alex S's Dubstep is fucking atrocious,
    Like Trixie's magical feats; it's hocus-pocus,
    Tombstone? What the fuck did you do?
    You even made the solo for A Party With Pinkie too?

    TH89's Pony Swag hit the top charts,
    All his raps sound like a chorus of my fucking farts.
    Sethisto's gone mad, he now likes Twilight,
    I think "Equestria Girls" was ED's only highlight,

    PinkiePieSwear, fucking make me a beat,
    So people will listen to my raps and go "Hey, this is neat!"
    Joseco, you're famous? I don't believe it's true,
    If you're so famous how come even I haven't heard of you?

    I gotta make a shoutout to OceanLord,
    I've never read a fanfic that has made me so bored,
    Here, I'll write a letter. Dear Princess Celestia,
    Today I talked shit and I #OccupiedEquestria,

    ----------------

    This song isn't meant to taken seriously. I swear to Celestia if you rage to this song because of either (a) the quality is horrid or (b) Scriber's shitty microphone (lol) or (c) you rage at the people I jokingly took a stab at, you fucking win the game.

    Nonetheless, Yelling At Cats is out. I got real songs to do now. Play me off, Piano Cat!

    "#OccupyEquestria feat. Scriber" by Yelling At Cats is licensed under a Creative Commons License

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