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DJ / Producer of sleazy party funk from Bristol, UK.

Representing Bristol's mighty Five Dollar Shake, X-Ray Ted has been gracing the wheels of steel since 2006 with his own blend of mid-tempo breaks, funk, and hip-hop, alongside the unique remixes and party-edits he's becoming known for. Expect bass fueled bootlegs, classic party bangers, and the funkiest of flavors in his cross-genre sets that'll keep you grooving all night long.

"...he'll have you pregnant and be off with all your silverware before you can say "I say, he's a saucy jackadore" - Fat Harry

Bookings: andreasniklas@gmail.com

X-Ray Ted   Sleazy party funk, Bristol, Britain (UK)

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  • A Comment on KOAN Sound's
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    Infinite Funk at 1.32
    on April 03, 2014 09:24

    This E.P. is astounding, guys. Big ups.

  • A Comment on DJ Yoda (UK)'s
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    RAP IS GOOD 2014 at 54.02
    on April 02, 2014 16:08

    Great selection

  • A Comment on TRUFIX's
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    I Was There [FREE DOWNLOAD] - [Beast Mode 001] at 4.00
    on March 24, 2014 19:06

    Sounds great dude, mix is clean as hell. Banger!

  • A Comment on WBBL's
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    Around U [Out Now @ Juno] at 1.16
    on March 19, 2014 09:46

    You're on fire, dude! I can't remember the last time I touched turntables and didn't play this!

  • A Comment on -Tonic-'s
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    Tonic - Bodymovin' at 2.28
    on March 16, 2014 12:55

    Absolute cracker mate, loving it!

  • A Comment on FunkFerret's
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    James Brown - Sex Machine - Funk Ferret & Goodg... at 0.47
    on February 14, 2014 20:56

    Yes mate! Great stuff :)

  • A Comment on The Phunk Junkies's
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    Gimme Shelter (The Phunk Junkies Remix) at 1.14
    on February 13, 2014 23:48

    Nice one boys!

  • A Comment on Pugzilla's
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    Luther Vandross - Never Too Much (Pugzilla Vale... at 0.21
    on February 13, 2014 23:48

    Yep, playing this!

  • A Comment on J-Sound!'s
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    Kc And The Sunshine Band - That's The Way ( I L... at 3.48
    on February 13, 2014 15:48

    That IS the way I like it, buddy! BIIIIG!

  • A Comment on DJ INKO's
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    Lauryn Hill - Lost Ones (Dj Inko Remix) (Exclus... at 1.22
    on February 12, 2014 23:35

    Killed it again!!! Straight in the crate!

  • A Comment on Warp9's
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    Yum Yum (Scour #100 *VIP mix) at 2.43
    on February 12, 2014 23:33

    Funkaaaaaayyyyy!!!!

  • A Comment on El Bomba's
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    Never Dibby Dibby at 1.21
    on February 12, 2014 23:32

    Dancefloor destroyer! Thanks for this in advance ;)

  • A Comment on hongkongpingpong's
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    Hong Kong Ping Pong - Right On Bucovina at 0.58
    on February 12, 2014 23:31

    Ooooh, this makes me excited :)

  • A Comment on Dj Alias (NZ)'s
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    Cedar Senior & Imagine This - "Funk I'm Kickin"... at 1.08
    on February 12, 2014 23:30

    Crazy good, top stuff!

  • A Comment on Sammy Senior's
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    Goin' Crazy [FREE DOWNLOAD] at 1.38
    on February 12, 2014 23:30

    Jeeeez! Sammy stepping it up a notch!!!!

  • A Comment on Pugzilla's
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    One Dirty Row (HAPPY 100th Scour Special) at 1.08
    on February 12, 2014 23:28

    DAMN SON!!!!! Killer!!!!

  • A Comment on X-Ray Ted's
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    Up For The Downstroke (X-Ray Tedit) ***SCOUR 10... at 0.25
    on February 12, 2014 23:27

    @Pugzilla: Leave your junk out of this, you motherpugger! ;)

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    Up For The Downstroke (X-Ray Tedit) ***SCOUR 10... at 1.11
    on February 12, 2014 23:27

    @Warp9: Can't go wrong with those horns ;)

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    Up For The Downstroke (X-Ray Tedit) ***SCOUR 10... at 0.50
    on February 12, 2014 23:26

    @Sketchy Traits: It's only going to get better!

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    Up For The Downstroke (X-Ray Tedit) ***SCOUR 10... at 0.29
    on February 12, 2014 23:26

    @The Funkee Wadd: Strong words bro, many thanks :D

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    Up For The Downstroke (X-Ray Tedit) ***SCOUR 10... at 2.35
    on February 12, 2014 23:25

    @Funkanizer: Glad ot be of service, sir!

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    Up For The Downstroke (X-Ray Tedit) ***SCOUR 10... at 3.10
    on February 12, 2014 23:25

    @DJ MAARS: Thanks bud, loving yours too!

  • A Comment on X-Ray Ted's
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    Up For The Downstroke (X-Ray Tedit) ***SCOUR 10... at 2.23
    on February 12, 2014 23:25

    @Kotch: Cheers bud!

  • A Comment on X-Ray Ted's
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    Up For The Downstroke (X-Ray Tedit) ***SCOUR 10... at 2.41
    on February 12, 2014 23:25
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    Up For The Downstroke (X-Ray Tedit) ***SCOUR 10... at 0.41
    on February 12, 2014 23:25

    @J-Sound!: Thanks mate, looking forward to you yours! Hope everythings cool :)

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    Up For The Downstroke (X-Ray Tedit) ***SCOUR 10... at 1.53
    on February 12, 2014 23:24

    @Sammy Senior: You've heard it all before ;)

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    Up For The Downstroke (X-Ray Tedit) ***SCOUR 10... at 1.20
    on February 12, 2014 23:24
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    Up For The Downstroke (X-Ray Tedit) ***SCOUR 10... at 0.34
    on February 12, 2014 23:24

    @WBBL: Chuuuuurs dawg!

  • A Comment on X-Ray Ted's
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    Up For The Downstroke (X-Ray Tedit) ***SCOUR 10... at 0.49
    on February 12, 2014 23:23
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    Up For The Downstroke (X-Ray Tedit) ***SCOUR 10... at 1.04
    on February 12, 2014 23:23

    @essexgroove: You're the expert on groove!

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    Up For The Downstroke (X-Ray Tedit) ***SCOUR 10... at 2.08
    on February 12, 2014 23:23
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    Up For The Downstroke (X-Ray Tedit) ***SCOUR 10... at 2.45
    on February 12, 2014 23:23
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    Up For The Downstroke (X-Ray Tedit) ***SCOUR 10... at 1.38
    on February 12, 2014 14:59

    Never! Your gizzards are mine!!!!

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    Up For The Downstroke (X-Ray Tedit) ***SCOUR 10... at 3.45
    on February 12, 2014 14:40

    @Selecta DEMO: Thanks bruvah! Can't wait to get my claws on yours ;)

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    Up For The Downstroke (X-Ray Tedit) ***SCOUR 10... at 3.40
    on February 12, 2014 14:40
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    Up For The Downstroke (X-Ray Tedit) ***SCOUR 10... at 4.06
    on February 12, 2014 14:40

    @Spinforth: Thanks for having me dude!.

  • A Comment on Slynk's
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    Slynk - We're Having A Good Time [Free Download] at 0.13
    on January 29, 2014 21:08

    Top business, Mr. Slynk!

  • A Comment on J-Sound!'s
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    J-Sound - I Scream Sound at 0.43
    on January 23, 2014 22:55

    Great stuff, John! Killer!

  • A Comment on Dj Twister's
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    Bangers On The Breaks Vol. 7 [Promo] at 0.18
    on January 10, 2014 15:49

    Great stuff!

  • A Comment on Howla's
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    Word Up (Howla Remix) !FREE Download! at 2.43
    on December 30, 2013 17:47

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