"weyheyhey !!" (alan) first got involved with the jungle scene when he met his good friend and potential life partner stivs in prison in 2005. alan was sent down the road for 1337 h4xx0ring the pentagon. he was trying to uncover whether or not america had weapons of mass distraction. in doing so he stupidly forgot to mask his ip, an error which would prove advantageous later in life through the good friend he made in stivs. it took the police merely 0.4 seconds to locate and arrest poor alan. alan and stivs spent their time inside together discussing plans for how they were going to reinvent the cambridge jungle scene. they also spent a lot of time kissing, they claim it was practice for all the trustafarian groupies they would obtain through their success. alan was always the first to pull away, proclaiming "that's enough practice for tonight" in a warm baritone. alan and stivs emerged from bird as old men hell bent on layering old ragga tunes with the amen break. they immediately started life4land and became pirates. butt pirates. and alan got a butt pirate tattoo on his arm, which appears to be of a woman, but if you look closely it has stivs' face on it. the rest, as you know, is history.