I ate fallout for breakfast,
With a glass of iced tea,
When the alarm clock woke me up,
I was floating in the Dead Sea,
Almost drowned,
But I was saved,
By a giant talking oak tree.

Get your politics from cartoons and celebrities,
Always heed the words of TV personalities.

Cardboard hearts and staple guns,
Waiting for someone to set them free,
A paper cup of 10 inch spikes,
Nothing is a guarantee,
Don't waste your time,
Searching for the cannibal tribes in Tennessee.

Hardwood floor queen size bed,
Be sure to take your Vitamin E,
A rusty nail in my left foot,
That my third eye could not foresee,
Been wondering all day long,
If this is how it's always going to be.