I want a bailout,
Gimme some money,
Free market mainstays,
Get outta my way.

I've got a Harvard degree,
But I couldn't see the bubble,
Rode that train to the top,
Collected money all the way down.

I want a bailout,
Gimme some money,
Fatty-boom-batty,
Paycheck's coming either way.

The boom years,
They were great,
Remember when I outsourced your job?
The bust years, they weren't bad,
Your tax dollars really helped out.

Don't blame me, it was cable TV,
And it was Joe the Plumber,
And it was the corporate tax structure,
But don't blame me,
Cuz I was busy making money.