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Don't be drawn asunder by low-rent imitations or disingenuous jackassery,
this here is the Real Ish.

Deep Space Lo-Fi Sci-Fried Hillbilly Jams; Crashed in the Wasteland.

These sounds are transmitted to you via the VibratoSphere.

Please Consume and Enjoy in a Community Environ; at High Volume.

All Musics that don't suck are The Unifying Elements in All Receptacles.

Cazart.

TwoMinutesTurkish is:

Jefferson Hayhurst- Resident Herbologist and Ethno-Botanist, Pilot of the Doomship, Breaker Tripper, Veteran Psychonaut, Sub-Par Vocal Overdubs, String Arrangements, Un-Licensed Samples, Mixation of Un-Ruliness, Subject to Unpredictable Fits of Bass and Spontaneous Vaporization.

Floating rotation incuding but not limited to - Justin R. Clark- (checkout his science zen master monk), Purveyor of Hedonistic Trebles, String Arrangements, Dog Hair, Fun Hats, Visual Thrills, Scratch Jams, Oscillation OverDubster; Inter-Dimensional Explorations.

TwoMinutesTurkish finds the following things intriguing and/or interesting:

spice-miners, spacefolders, starcruisers, wormriders, noise-cancelling cans, bass&treble, noise gates, quarter-notes, stargates, mechanically inclined wookiees, astro-mech droids, matter replicators and transporters, genre-bendification and mixation, hill-dwelling cephalopods, vintage guitars, cerebral interfaces, preamplification, trichomes, terpenoids, cannabinoids, borosilicate glass, lampworkers, fine aged distillates, craft-brews, big speakers, pigtail-coiled cables, transistors, resistors, your sister(s), well-honed wits and blades, clever editing that never shows the hero reload, wind-up and spring-loaded devices, Tesla Coil(s), slow-decaying orbits and delays, subharmonics, 60Hz hum, square waves, timestretching, tape decks, un-grounded circuitry, dags, and caravans.

TwoMinutesTurkish Wasteland Audio, Arkansas, United States

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  • A Comment on earthsoulcreations's
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    everybody's doing it at 1.49
    on May 28, 2014 02:51
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    Moody Good - Hotplate feat. Knytro (Prolix Remix) at 0.45
    on May 27, 2014 03:57

    proper rude

  • A Comment on Anjou Vélo Vintage's
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    04 - Raymon Lazer - Deep manbo cut at 0.51
    on May 27, 2014 03:51

    You have the grooviest tunes, my friend. Very nice.

  • A Comment on KeepDeep - EDM.com's
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    Noclu - Skankah at 1.06
    on May 27, 2014 03:48
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    Bottom Feeders at 1.15
    on May 27, 2014 03:05
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    Herbology (mp4) at 1.57
    on May 17, 2014 20:00

    thanks for the DL!!!

  • A Comment on mindblur's
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    05-12-2014 At the End of the Rabbit Hole on Gli... at 20.19
    on May 15, 2014 20:51

    roni roni roni

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    05-12-2014 At the End of the Rabbit Hole on Gli... at 0.56
    on May 15, 2014 20:51

    reprazent!!

  • A Comment on Flyinglotus's
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    Between Villains at 0.06
    on May 12, 2014 23:27

    so jam... such groove..

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    Aqua Tv Show Show Theme at 0.16
    on May 12, 2014 23:26

    fuckin knew dat was you!!

  • A Comment on zen master monk's
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    Pizza bluesdays at 0.17
    on May 10, 2014 22:20

    so much Shao-Lin

  • A Comment on Psilodump's
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    Rethought7 (2004) at 3.58
    on May 07, 2014 18:10

    wicked vibrato on that synth... very groovy

  • A Comment on TwoMinutesTurkish's
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    Rat King at 0.48
    on May 06, 2014 05:43

    Boo to tha Yah, mon frére

  • A Comment on TwoMinutesTurkish's
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    FingerMasher at 0.37
    on May 06, 2014 04:14

    @Jason DuB: I crushed the fuck outta them open hats. I guess you noticed. Booyah.

  • A Comment on Circuit Bent's
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    Mr. Bill & Freddy Todd - Bloss (Circuit Bent Re... at 5.20
    on May 01, 2014 17:35

    runny, smoky

  • A Comment on Circuit Bent's
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    First CB track at 2.44
    on May 01, 2014 17:27

    it's weasel-stomping day!

  • A Comment on Circuit Bent's
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    Arachnid at 1.21
    on May 01, 2014 17:18

    stabby, bitey

  • A Comment on Circuit Bent's
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    PanTest at 2.00
    on May 01, 2014 17:15

    melty biscuits

  • A Comment on TwoMinutesTurkish's
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    Fedaykin Tuxedo at 1.37
    on April 28, 2014 19:25

    @Phil Better: you don't think it's too repetitive do you? i was thinking about changing up the structure a bit and adding some different ish on the drops..

  • A Comment on TwoMinutesTurkish's
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    Fedaykin Tuxedo at 1.24
    on April 28, 2014 13:50
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    BFK (BurnForKnowledge) stuntbum mix/demo/snippet at 0.50
    on April 27, 2014 14:16

    @Phil Better: thanks man. there's more to this track, I just haven't finished the mix/edit yet.

  • A Comment on TwoMinutesTurkish's
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    OpossumPeeler at 2.33
    on April 27, 2014 14:12

    @Phil Better: yes, def needs a bassline; i also have some fill to add to the guitar track. I've been pre-occupied with other stuff..

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    HomeSick at 0.31
    on April 26, 2014 14:18

    housy.. what are you making yr beats with?

  • A Comment on MOODY GOOD's
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    Slum Village - Fall In Love [Moody Good Remix] at 0.56
    on April 24, 2014 03:04
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    Woebegone at 4.22
    on April 17, 2014 05:13

    goddamn. amazing. chills.

  • A Comment on JustinDeanThomas's
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    The Night Is Far Gone at 1.58
    on April 16, 2014 23:46

    wish I could like this 2x. Solid.

  • A Comment on MOODY GOOD's
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    Slum Village - Fall In Love [Moody Good Remix] at 2.21
    on April 16, 2014 21:45

    so much feels...

  • A Comment on tokandroll's
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    Railroad Spike - TB Version at 3.05
    on April 16, 2014 21:38

    if Alice Cooper plugged the bell, it would sound something akin to this.

  • A Comment on Kid Kamillion's
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    Moonshine - Kid Kamillion at 0.32
    on April 16, 2014 20:57

    where to download??

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    Moonshine - Kid Kamillion at 0.32
    on April 16, 2014 20:56

    good fucking show!! well done!!

  • A Comment on Grimblee's
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    Is It A Banger? - Grimblee at 0.24
    on April 16, 2014 20:50

    Tommy Fresh

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    Slum Village - Fall In Love [Moody Good Remix] at 0.00
    on April 15, 2014 15:21

    two thumbs up

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    64 Bit Cat (Jason DuB's Liger Remix) SC Edit at 2.19
    on April 12, 2014 04:11
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    GOMES - DISTENDED - FREE DOWNLOAD at 0.31
    on April 02, 2014 08:35

    Groovy tune. Thanks for the download!

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    Railroad Spike - TB Version at 0.17
    on April 02, 2014 08:33

    Now thats what i call marketing.

  • A Comment on A Merry Prankster's
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    Nirvana Medley at 1.01
    on April 02, 2014 08:31

    Most excellent.

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    Strip It Back - FREE DOWNLOAD at 1.08
    on April 02, 2014 07:28

    bringin it BACK!!

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    Power Moves at 0.25
    on April 02, 2014 07:26
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    Around at 2.13
    on March 30, 2014 17:20

    you got a real Mark Lanegan-esque vibe going here.

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    Animist at 4.24
    on March 29, 2014 00:47

    Hell Yes!! Thanks, Bruh!!

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