Stormtroopers Always Miss

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take a look at your boots
they're bright white shiny new
you never learned to hold your gun
you let the rebels have their fun
you graduated at the bottom of your school and it's cool

you asked your friends to drink some beer
you never guess that vader's near
you hide the stink that's on your breath
and avoid the choking death
he turns around and looks at you straight in the eye and you die

you aim
your gun
you shoot
they run
you miss, miss, miss, miss
stormtroopers always miss

jedi tricks will work on thee
you don't need to see ID
you'll let us go right through the door
these aren't the droids you're looking for
your mind is weak, my force is strong and you will learn where you belong

driving fast through the trees
I shoot at you, you shoot at me
your shot goes wide, I hit your fin
my guess that probably does you in
your speeder flips, you explode into the ground, you're down

you aim
your gun
you shoot
they run
you miss, miss, miss, miss
stormtroopers always miss

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