Armed with little more than a laptop, a frighteningly elaborate MIDI controller and an ever growing army of the freshest and weirdest tunes, I have set out on my noble mission to rid the world of boring DJ sets by weaving tracks together into an undulating, pulsating soup of piping hot hooks, refried beats and cheesy twists.

My DJ sets contain more tracks than you've had hot dinners and incorporate every side alley of boogie-ability from House, Tech, Electro, Breaks, Dubstep, Urban, Disco, Tribal, Garage, 80s.............. If it's got a pulse, I'll mix it!