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THE OH MY GOD WHY'S: THE SUPERBOWL OF BOOTYSHAKIN' MUSIC. WE ♡ MILEY - WE WOULD DO IT TOO EXCEPT WE DON'T HAVE THE MONEY.
RESIDENTS @ SPRINGBREAK - HTTP://WWW.FACEBOOK.COM/OMGYS
Being a sex symbol is a heavy load to carry, especially with one hand ♂.
We like you if your name is Brandon. Or something. Whatever, really. As long as you're part of the people
Are you part of the people? Tick these boxes;
 Are you in a relationship but do you flirt like a beserk whore online and then meticulously delete all your chat history and e-mails in a sad, soul-destroying ritual? DO YOU?
 When you are in a foreign country, instead of learning the language you simply speak LOUDER AND SLOWER ENGLISH.
 Do you think saying "That's awkward" makes the situation any less awkward?
 Do you complain that, no matter what you do, you simply cannot seem to gain any weight?
Thank you for continuing to hold.