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The Macpodz. We like lunch, but we loves a buffet. The Macpodz have discovered that the chicken dance is actually the jig of a duck. No chicken I've ever seen shakes its ass like that. Once in Chicago the drummer was swept off the street by Scientologists and forced to take multiple choice tests to determine fitness as a candidate for conversion. Once in Colorado the trumpet player had to use an oxygen mask to maintain consciousness. Once in Florida the bassist shucked hundreds of oysters and discovered which famous rock n roll bands were afraid to eat them raw. The Macpodz spell their name with a Z, and no capital P. The Macpodz quote Lou Reed, "She started dancin' to that fine fine music, you know her life was saved by rock n roll."