Need a gift for a gifted musician?
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Real name: Sean Cannock (a quick google search would have given you this anyway).
After his cult failed to create mainstream success, Thane got into music.
Thane has been 16 for 10 years now, has grown 4 legs for cheating at Dance Dance Dance Dance Dance Viva Revolución and also occasionally drives a small plane around New Zealand, freaking out tribes and animals alike. Unlike ordinary humans, Thane also consists of 20% lemons.
If you would like a Thane to sound a do a sound a do, just contact me and be all "Get the fuck over here and make me some sounds". Or something. If you're looking for somebody to play at your bar mitzvah or gig/night, then just drop my name into a hat, throw it into the rain and wait for your own Thane to grow (laptop not included).
If you're a label or artist or whoever, contact the shit out of me anyway, I have little to do and would love to be in on a project or something. If you've read this far, you probably aren't going to send spam to me.