Here's a song Eli adapted for a Story Pirates appearance on Sirius/XM's Absolutely Mindy radio show back in February 2011! The original text is below:

by Mia
Age: Almost 3
School: Lexington Montessori School (Toddler Classroom)

I love my big girl bed!
I love my big girl bed so much, I'm not going to sleep in my crib anymore.
I need my big girl bed so much, that I'm not even going to turn one,
and not be a baby.
I'm not even three yet, and I really like it so much.
And, I love my sheets for when I turn three, and I'm going to sleep in
my big girl bed and I love it so much.
I really like it so much, and I'm almost gonna be a big girl.
My sheets are so good. They look like fairies, all the colors, and I'm
going to sleep in my big girl bed.
And, I really love it so much.
I also love my shoes, and I'm not going to turn into a baby.
Done.
Love, Mia