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1.) If you are seeking mind bending sounds that will awaken your subconscious mind, you've taken a wrong turn as you most likely will not find any of that here.

2.) All songs are for entertainment purposes only and should not be used by nursing and/or pregnant women without first consulting a physician.

3.) Any character similarity is entirely coincidental, unless you believe that the character in question is you, then it most likely is.

4.) All guitar is played on an acoustic/electric to create that harsh disgusting twang.

5.) All sounds meticulously scratched into a shovel head with a steak knife then played back using a standard phonograph.

6.) All Miniature Bacteria tracks are collaborations with the sick bastard, Bill Greasy. Feel free to take a vacation and check out his work.

I've uploaded most of these as .WAV files, as they are better quality. All are free to download. There are several free programs available that will convert the .wav's to mp3's. Thanks for listening

steve christman steve christman, north pole, United States

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