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Solarbear sucks.

He makes and performs music entirely on outdated, awful video game consoles and handhelds.

While his debut ep "Solarbear Daisuki" reached the top ten on the electronic boards on Bandcamp, it still totally sucks.

He founded the chiptune music festival BRKfest, which brought together artists from the world over including USA, Japan and the UK and set profit records for local venues. Even so, it was a steaming pile of suck.

Events that he has absolutely ruined with his sucky performance include the aforementioned BRKfest, cartRAGE, 8static, Sukoshicon LAW, Pokecon, Kentokyocon and the Orlando Nerd Fest.

His mixture of chiptune, progressive house, drum and bass and metal music have sucked the life out of the whole chiptune scene itself, as well as electronic music in general.

Also, he has a sucky ukulele that he sometimes plays.

Contact him if, for whatever reason, your event isn't terrible enough already at
curtisware1987@gmail.com
(859) 285-7340
or via submission form at www.solarbearsucks.com

Solarbear Curtis Ware, Lexington, KY, United States

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    Rhinestone Cowboy at 1.25
    on July 08, 2014 18:01
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    ハイパークノイチサウンド -hyper female ninja sound- at 0.14
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    FIGHT at 0.53
    on June 17, 2014 00:51

    yes to all of this forever

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    Gumi's Favorite Song at 0.27
    on June 15, 2014 18:05
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    Adebisi Shank - Big Unit at 1.56
    on June 11, 2014 14:00

    Just awesome! So excite about the new album!!!

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    The Ballad Of El Gohque at 0.20
    on June 10, 2014 23:31

    @Daniel Braum: ON METH GET IT RIGHT :D

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    The Ballad Of El Gohque at 0.53
    on June 10, 2014 23:31
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    ESCAPE at 0.11
    on May 14, 2014 18:22

    aw what dope

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    Roboctopus - Can't Have the Sandwich if you Ain... at 0.27
    on May 13, 2014 17:03

    Hell yeah!!!!

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    Bad Lag Bedlam (feat. Jacob Cooke) at 3.05
    on May 13, 2014 12:41
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    See You Later, Emaciator!!! at 2.05
    on May 12, 2014 19:42
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    Hologram bear at 0.28
    on May 12, 2014 12:41

    ohhhh yeeeaaaahhh

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    1 minute preview of every Boner Machine track! at 0.14
    on May 12, 2014 01:37

    @X-A7T: haha, aww! Thank you! n__n

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    Super Mario Land VS. Andy Griffith at 0.27
    on May 09, 2014 19:45
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    FLAMINGO POKER at 0.15
    on May 09, 2014 19:44

    Modern day classic, no lie.

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    MM-03 ​TORIENA - Chip Brain Girl at 2.33
    on May 09, 2014 17:32

    too amazing

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    Mellow bubbles at 1.15
    on May 09, 2014 17:27

    Ah yeah, this right here.

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    The Ballad Of El Gohque at 1.48
    on May 08, 2014 21:50

    @Thunder Fox: yes, actually hahaha

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    See You Later, Emaciator!!! at 3.20
    on May 08, 2014 02:25
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    The Ballad Of El Gohque at 1.34
    on May 07, 2014 14:44
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    The Ballad Of El Gohque at 0.48
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    The Ballad Of El Gohque at 4.13
    on May 07, 2014 14:43
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    Big Chord at 0.02
    on May 07, 2014 14:30

    ay yo dat chord big

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    1 minute preview of every Boner Machine track! at 0.37
    on May 07, 2014 12:40
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    The Ballad Of El Gohque at 4.18
    on May 06, 2014 22:39

    @Thunder Fox: Thanks, dude!!!

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    this is how i deal with stress and it is finals... at 0.56
    on May 01, 2014 00:24

    Blashpemous, but I approve.

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    Lucky All Star (Smash Mouth vs Weeaboo Shit) at 1.28
    on April 30, 2014 12:58

    haha yeah ok

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    Crocodile Chop at 0.01
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    The Ballad Of El Gohque at 3.15
    on April 28, 2014 02:52
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    the people rise! at 0.23
    on April 19, 2014 20:32

    Silly proletarians don't know what they're missing.

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    How to Properly Use a Semicolon at 0.43
    on April 19, 2014 20:19
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    Mullet With Butterfly Wings at 0.09
    on April 19, 2014 17:34

    Bullet for the weekend

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    The Ballad Of El Gohque at 3.16
    on April 17, 2014 12:40

    @walk in circles: that's the sound of one hand clapping maybe

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    The Ballad Of El Gohque at 3.44
    on April 17, 2014 12:39

    @Tri Angles: Hahaha fuckin' <3

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    The Ballad Of El Gohque at 3.34
    on April 15, 2014 18:58
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    Can't Have The Fish If You Ain't Got The Jelly ... at 0.03
    on April 15, 2014 14:23

    Best chip lead 2014? yes.

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    The Ballad Of El Gohque at 1.15
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    The Ballad Of El Gohque at 3.46
    on April 14, 2014 17:07

    @frankangotti: the only way to hatdance

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