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He makes and performs music entirely on outdated, awful video game consoles and handhelds.
While his debut ep "Solarbear Daisuki" reached the top ten on the electronic boards on Bandcamp, it still totally sucks.
He founded the chiptune music festival BRKfest, which brought together artists from the world over including USA, Japan and the UK and set profit records for local venues. Even so, it was a steaming pile of suck.
Events that he has absolutely ruined with his sucky performance include the aforementioned BRKfest, cartRAGE, 8static, Sukoshicon LAW, Pokecon, Kentokyocon and the Orlando Nerd Fest.
His mixture of chiptune, progressive house, drum and bass and metal music have sucked the life out of the whole chiptune scene itself, as well as electronic music in general.
Also, he has a sucky ukulele that he sometimes plays.