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Slam Horse on January 18, 2013 19:57

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    I used to say, “Video games
    are a waste of time,”
    but all those skills
    are gonna make you mine

    I’ve got stamina
    & coordination
    I’ll make you Quake all night
    like a Ninja Gaiden

    you’re my Star Fox
    my Final Fantasy
    you make my Doodle Jump
    in my Sim City

    like Princess Zelda
    you’re totally Bejeweled
    you get the Medal of Honor
    on my Battlefield

    I’m gonna frag you
    like a video game
    Uh! Uh! Uh!
    like a video game

    You’re gonna tell
    your bff
    that your man
    has a BFG (Big Fucking Gun)

    if your girlfriends
    don’t see you for a week
    it ain’t an addiction
    it’s a winnin’ streak

    my Pokemon
    is a Space Invader
    my Pole’s Positioned
    to be a Tomb Raider

    my Missile Command
    is tried and true
    hope you Dig my Dug
    ‘cause he Digs you

    I like your Asteroids
    and your Pong
    I’ll give you my Marble Madness
    and my Donkey Kong

    you push start
    and grab my joystick
    I’ll push all your buttons
    ‘cause my skills are sick

    I can finger you
    like a plastic guitar
    you can ride me
    like a race car

    I’m gonna jump you
    and jump you some more
    so many big Os
    it’s like a new high score

    I’m gonna frag you
    like a video game
    Uh! Uh! Uh!
    like a video game

    I’m gonna frag you
    like a video game
    Uh! Uh! Uh!
    like a video game

    Time goes fast
    seems like a Half-Life, damn!
    Wii Fit a lot in
    ‘cause I can Pac-Man

    like the best Black Jack deal
    the Mass Effect will be Unreal

    give my Centipede
    a chance
    we’ll do more than
    Just Dance

    I’m a Street Fighter
    I’ll help you Out Run
    the Resident Evil
    & the Angry Birds hun

    you can chase me
    like a Splinter Cell spy
    I can save you
    like that Mario guy

    you’re a knock-out; a hole-in-one
    my bat and balls are gonna hit a home run

    I’m the Game Boy who’ll steal your heart
    we’ll Kinect like Tetris in a Mario Kart

    like a Fable in the Myst
    with a Halo on a tryst

    I’m a Sonic--no delay
    I’m the Grand Theft DJ

    this Diablo is
    gonna give you some
    it’s my Call of Duty, girl
    to make you cum

    (un-pause)

    I’m gonna frag you
    like a video game
    Uh! Uh! Uh!
    like a video game

    I’m gonna frag you
    like a video game
    Uh! Uh! Uh!
    like a video game

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