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FUNNY, I FOUND THIS REVIEW ON "ME" THE OTHER DAY AT CHICAGOREADER. COM.
IT ONCE AGAIN PROVES THAT EVEN PEOPLE WHO CONSIDER THEMSELVES BEING SOMETHING LIKE A JOURNALIST, PARTY PROMOTER OR WHATSOEVER DON'T DO THEIR HOMEWORK PROPER NOWADAYS, DON'T TAKE A SECOND LOOK, DON'T EVEN GET THE BIGGEST HINTS THEY WERE GIVEN AND GRAB THE FIRST BEST THING, GOOGLE SPITS OUT.
BUT OBVIOUSLY: I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT DUBSTEP SKISM. HE JUST CHOSES TO USE A NAME, I'M USING FOR ABOUT 20 YEARS NOW. THAT'S IT.
I'D REALLY LOVE TO SEE THAT GUY CHANGE HIS NAME INTO DR. WOBBLE, BAZZMONZTA X OR MAMMUTDROPS OR WHATEVER THOSE PEEPS CALL THEMSELVES USUALLY.

BUT... APART FROM THAT ESSENTIAL MISTAKE THIS WRITING MATE DID, THE LAST PART OF HIS TEXT IS JUST SOMEWHAT OF A GOOD SUMMARY OF WHAT I'M ACTUALLY DOING AND WHAT I LIKE.
OK, HERE'S THAT FUNNY TEXT:

"SKISM - At the top of his SoundCloud page, Berlin-based producer and DJ Stefan Batsch (aka Skism) has written, "Move on, no dubstep here. I even hate it." That's a pretty brutal sentiment, especially coming from someone who made his name with big, stuttery beats and wub-wub-wub bass lines. It does happen to more or less sum up the underground dance scene's current opinion of the style as played out, though. Abandoning dubstep looks to have been a good move for him because, to be honest, he was unremarkable at it. But he shines on the mixes he's posted to SoundCloud over the past year, which pile up unlikely combinations of Italo-disco, Krautrock, psychedelia, and some kind of fardled funk shit that sounds like a bunch of hippies locked in a studio with a Moog, a mess of percussion instruments, and about a hundred tabs of acid. — Miles Raymer Antiserum and Bogtrotter open. 10 PM, the Mid, $20, $15 in advance."

DEAR MILES RAYMER, THANKS FOR THE GOOD IMPRESSION OF WHAT MY MIXES STAND FOR AND WHAT THEY FEEL LIKE, BUT PLEASE DO YOUR HOMEWORK IN THE FUTURE, FIND OUT ABOUT THE RIGHT USE OF GOOGLE. AND THE NEXT TIME YOU SUM UP MY MIXES, JUST LET SOME SLOWED DOWN HOUSE, SOME DISSOCIATIVE TECHNO, SOME COUGH SYRUP DISCO, SOME BALEARIC CHEESE TUNING AND SOME LEATHERED GUITAR SLIDE IN THERE. AND LEAVE OUT THAT UGLY MUSIC CALLED DUBSTEP. SO PLEASE TAKE IT FOR GRANTED, WHEN I SAY "I HATE DUBSTEP", REALLY. BUT I LOVE MUSIC.

FOR ALL OTHERS THAT STILL DON'T BELIEVE OR STILL DON'T GET IT: GO FIND THAT DUBSTEP-SKISM AND PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE. HE'S HERE, SOMEWHERE ON SOUNDCLOUD. BUT IT'S DEFINETLY NOT ME.