Need a gift for a gifted musician?
Borne of a time when hats were doffed and chimneys were swept, Sir Snaf spends his days perusing, gaily, over a fine collection of parasols. His evenings are consumed with Hennessey and cheese. A distant acquaintance to royalty from a bygone era and a confidant of molluscs, he enjoys marmite on toast and tea from a pot.
Betwixt said tea and perusing, there's time enough for a midnight sojourn. Should you care to join, simply press play and purposefully stomp. Like a King, in a crumpet factory.