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I'm just a dude that likes to make all kinds of weird music. I feel like a Frost Dragon that's gotta shit really bad, being ridden by a zombie Odin, who's searching the land for the Emerald Sword during the battle for the ivory plains. Then, a fucking necromancer raises zombie Odins body and the pillars of reality crumble from there on, amidst a fucking br00tally kvlt and grim perma-frozen dimensional rift in hyperspace and what the fuck is wrong with you how do you have the attention span to keep reading this rambling terrible excuse for a biography notice I'm not using any sort of punctuation unless my mechanical robotic handheld device automatically does it for me. You're stil here? Wow, I'm impressed. Enjoy the music