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Stand up comic, orphan, bean and noodle portrait owner.
I work all over the planet, but San Francisco is my home. Travel is a both welcome and sometimes exhausting part of my life. I'm eager to play more locations in the Eastern part of Europe. Belgrade here I come! No, really. I mean that.
And my dream is to someday play to cheering masses in countries like India and China and Texas, as the words spread that comedy is the ONLY active, vibrant, convincing method of reviving liberalism.

Scott Capurro   Scott Capurro, San Francisco, CA, United States

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    komedy beyatching at Matching Half Cafe at 5.17
    on February 13, 2013 18:02

    WARNING: I sound fat

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    Audio Recording on Friday morning at 3.16
    on July 07, 2012 22:04

    @www.iamcerealkiller.co.uk: thanks dude. hopefully my ball and chain will find his way her soon. take care. xx

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    Audio Recording on Thursday morning
    on May 24, 2012 09:34

    A pleading message. At my age. How sad.

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    Audio Recording on Tuesday night About my honey...
    on May 22, 2012 21:37

    Don't judge me. EVER. Let me do that job.

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    Audio Recording on Friday afternoon
    on March 02, 2012 23:20

    My tan line is now supreme.

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    Audio Recording on Monday morning about cunts
    on December 19, 2011 01:14
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    Sounds from Friday afternoon
    on November 04, 2011 08:03

    in a big fancy car.

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    Audio Recording on Monday night slightly drunke...
    on October 10, 2011 21:37

    I sounds so GAY.

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    Audio Recording on Tuesday afternoon part two
    on August 02, 2011 15:37

    rewrites of the rewrites of the reasons I self harm and coffee.

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    Audio Recording on Wednesday afternoon about an...
    on July 13, 2011 19:08

    I sound fat.

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    Audio Recording on Monday morning of July 12 2011
    on July 11, 2011 16:00

    A tan line is always distracting, I don't care whom you are.

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