The Russ Tee is an even-toed ungulate that thrives on good quality music. It belongs to the Dance subfamily (House), along with thirty-two other species of musk funk including deep, chunky, vocal, disco, and bass-driven beats. The male Russ Tee can develop a shaggy beard when left unattended which contains yearly growth rings. Its hearing is protected from the elements by using custom-made earplugs during Spring/Summer, when the Russ Tee molts by rubbing against rocks, trees and anything that moves.