Download it here - http://www.mediafire.com/file/tdmlazmjym4

A shameless re-purposing of Still Alive by Jonathan Coulton. SORRY MAN I LOVE THIS SONG AND I NEEDED TO DO THIS FOR THE GOOD OF MANKIND
Excuse my horrible singing voice.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/532.184375-Poll-Round-5-Field-of-Four-7-Zynga-vs-1-Valve

EDIT: Hey, Valve won the round! You guys rule.

Lyrics:

On the Escapist
They're having a contest to find out
Who's the best developer of all time
Valve is succeeding
They beat all the other guys so far
But they haven't won it yet
There's still a few stages left

And their current matchup's taking Valve by the throat
They've been spamming Facebook making twelve-year-olds vote
And I'm taking some offense
It does not make any sense
To we people who voted for Valve

I'm not even angry
It's not like I hate the other guys
But you need to see the situation
Portal is awesome
And Half-Life defined the epic game
Now they might lose out to those
With nothing better to do

But to sit on Facebook dicking 'round a fake farm
And they can't stop clicking or they'll raise an alarm
It's the lowest form of game
Now they're brainwashed and proclaim
That it's better than anything Valve

We need your help now
We know you're smart enough to see
Skinner box designs are not what matters
All of the best games
Bring something new to all the world
Be it novel gameplay, or
A memorable storyline

We can't let the tedious repetitive games
Steal the crown from those who made a million memes
Gordan Freeman, Scout and Spy
Know that the cake is a lie
So do everyone voting for Valve

And believe me I'm voting for Valve
I'm making music and voting for Valve
I feel FANTASTIC when voting for Valve
While you're farming I'm voting for Valve
When you give up I'll be playing with Valve
Vote for Valve
Vote for Valve