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It's Christmas in Valhalla and Prion Son have wrapped up all the best bits of Xmas in one festive package:
Slay Bells. Check
Hohoho. Check
Pig in blankets. Check
Vikings. check
5/4 seciton. Check.
Beatdown section. Check
Spoken word narration of a heart warming Xmas tale. Check.
This is a sure fire winter winner!
- DaveMcK
- EdMoffatt
EdMoffatt on December 20, 2011 18:00
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Generic Christmas lyrics: mince pies and festive cheer!
It's easiest to write songs at this time of year.
Reindeer up on the rooftops, carollers in the street,
Stockings hung by your fire, not on your feet.
Turkey and PIGS IN BLANKETS, Stuffing and brussel sprouts.
If you were battle metal, you'd scream and shout (BATTLE METAL, BATTLE METAL, BATTLE METAL, VIKINGS! VIKINGS!)The turkeys of your enemies ripped up and torn like evil trolls,
Hacked with my festive war-axe: to Hades with their souls!
It's Christmas in Valhalla: the vikings sail on frozen seas!
Crusaders dressed as Santa. Blood rains on decorated trees.'Twas the night before Christmas when we set sail
In search of lands to conquer, of wenches and of ale.
Our ship was made of metal; we sailed past fjords of snow.
But on Christmas day, our hearts did melt, and we all cried "HO HO HO!"(Good King Wenceslas Lyrics)
A battle metal snowman melts death upon our land.
Two black coal eyes, and claymores in both hands.
He swings his swords so fast, his twiggy arms snap,
So he stabs his foes with his carrot nose, and that's the end of that!In the bleak midwinter, our boats did run aground.
We rowed to shore in a flurry of oars, and sent some men to scout around.
They came back bearing presents, they said, from good Saint Nick,
So we opened them up, and we were in luck, for he gave us a new fleet of ships!(Deftones reference) You don't know me. Shut up: you don't know me. Squeal like a pig whilst you PEACE AND GOOD WILL TO ALL MEN!
The 3 warlords of Christmas: mounted, decked in plate.
But *vikings* need no armour: our Christmas cheer is a power so great!
I slay them with my slay-bells, pour gravy in their eyes,
Then wash the blood out of my beard and eat a few mince pies. - EdMoffatt
EdMoffatt at 3.34 on December 20, 2011 12:58
Best 5/4 section about a snowman stabbing his foes to death with his nose in a Christmas song EVER
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