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Artificial brain implants increase processing speed of thoughts...
In the past human thought was limited by the nature of the brain, that is, it is limited by the series of electrical and chemical reactions that occurs from neuron to neuron. For a typical thought to be realized may take only a tiny fraction of a second. For instance, a thought to voluntarily raise my right hand, from the moment of the idea's conception to the moment of realization, the hand being raised, takes about ~0.002 seconds. With the artificial brain microprocessor the accelerated intelligence of the human brain could realize the same thought in ~ 0.00001 seconds. Though such a differnece may seem insignificant, it is anything but.

A professional basketball player is great not just because of their physical abilty, that is, their stregnth, endurance, vision, height, etc, but also because of their keen sense of the game. Being tactically aware and having the wits to make better decisions than the opponents will provide an enormous advantage. The sense of knowing where the other players are on the court, what opponents are weak and what those weaknesses are, the ability to analyze different probabilities like which players will be where and when, recalling all of the plays in the playbook and being able to quickly apply them, calculating the movements of the body to line up the perfect shot, and so on. Though there is a basic minimal requirement for physical ability.

But what is that minimal physical requirement? Take Fat Man Slim. Fat Man Slim is a 350 lb monster fat man that eats bacon sandwiches for snacks on the hour, every hour. He was beaten throught his child hood and his teens right up until he volunteered for a secret miltary experiment that resulted in the implant of the afformentioned brain implant. Now his blob body is paired with the wits of 100000 of the planets illest intellectuals, ninjas, and assissins, and now, in just 0.00001 seconds he can calculate about 400 trillion times the amount of information than a regular human. He can go up against a team of ninjas and kick ass. Fat Man Slim, the rolling blob that he is, can raise his finger, at a quarter the speed of the ninjas, and use his cunning and strategy to calculate probabilities of where the ninjas fists will stirke and how. He can meerly raise his baby finger and totally rip out a ninjas eyeball by turning their brute force against themselves.

- CYBER NINJA

☻ o Paul Gillett, Zibo, China

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