Offtapia has reached great heights in 2013, mainly because of his deadly ethnic Mohawk. His completely fabricated backstory is enough to make any reality TV contest judge completely ruin their mascara with a river of sweet salty tears. In the time it takes to say ‘emotional montage’ the selfie-made millionaire transformed himself from a down-on-his-luck Chilean goat herder into one of the East coast’s most requested deckheads. If smooth breast wobbling house music is your thing (and let’s face it, that’s pretty much everyone), no doubt you already own a couple of Offtapia hoodies. In fact, in the last twelve months Offtapia’s bottom heavy electronic concerts have wobbled more breasts per square metre than any other DJ on the Eastern seaboard. If the official judge didn’t pass out in the DJ booth from way too much bass, no doubt you’d be staring at his picture in the 2013 Guinness Book of records.
Oh no, Offtapia isn’t just confined to the small rooms, having dropped his pants at some of the biggest music festivals this side of EDM. He has rocked the Main Stage at all of Canberra’s most inebriating maxi-parties including the All Our Friends Music Festival, the Foreshore Summer Music Festival and the Winter Warehouse Music Festival alongside artists like Deadmau5 & Skrillex.
Interstate kids may have also seen him bobbing away at Parklife and Field Day; he was the guy in the singlet playing all of your favourite records, remember him?
If there is one ex-Chilean goat herder turned DJ that you should see this year, you can’t look past Offtapia.