Need a gift for a gifted musician?
I want to become a walrus. I know there's a million people out there but i promise you i'm different.
next week i'm moving to Antarctica (home of the greatest walruses). I've already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training.
I may not be a walrus yet, but i promise you that if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever.
Yes, im weird like that, get used to it.
Contact: email@example.com (Yes, double A)