Hello, I'm Odylic Force. Why not stay a while and listen to some of my tunes, remixes and dj mixes, which I have made for us.
I'd tell you all about how I have been rocking the old Casbah at such and such a party and how I have been hob-nobbing with so and so, but a lot of it would be made up and you wouldn't be much interested even if it wasn't.
Instead, I'll stick to three cynical paragraphs and let you make up the rest. Don't watch TV, don't read magazines... don't even listen to me!