Hello, I'm Odylic Force. Why not stay a while and listen to some of my tunes, remixes and dj mixes, which I have made for us.
I'd tell you all about how I have been rocking the old Casbah at such and such a party and how I have been hob-nobbing with so and so, but a lot of it would be made up and you wouldn't be much interested even if it wasn't.
Instead, I'll stick to three cynical, pseudo-amusing paragraphs and let you make up the rest. Don't watch TV, don't read magazines... don't even listen to me!