Not much is known about the infamous kleptomaniac known as Caps the Crook (a.k.a. No Good Crook). Even basic information such as where he came from, what species he is, or why he’s pink remains unknown due to his reclusive nature. Some loathe his sticky fingers and consider him a menace to copyright laws, while others hail him as a champion of the fair-use movement. While he keeps his exact location a secret to the general public in order to stay under the fed's radar, whispers among the most elite hipsters reveal his current location to be somewhere in San Francisco.
Although many aspects of Caps’ life remain a mystery, one thing is certain: If you like obnoxiously monstrous basslines infused with a shot of funky disco flavor, you’ll love No Good Crook.
I don't have any, stfu