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NOVEMBER 12, 1987:THURS: 4:02 PM LOCATION UNKNOWN:
We are Nebulon 5000. I'm Neb, with my comrade Neb. We are from Planet Nebulon in the Second Secret Sector, of the Empire Dynasty Kingdom of Nebulon. Appointed by our leader Glignogg, our mission is to make Phlidersmash (Loosely translated "Bump Music"), which we use as a psychological/molecular-object-manipulator (or the M.O.M) for defense against our invaders (The Lemphitomytes) and maintaining structural balance in the universe... We are stranded on planet Earth and delaying us from our mission (making Bump Music). We became trapped here during an expedition of the Universe to find potential races to help our kind. During our voyage we became trapped in the Kinderflat Worm Hole (which because of us no longer exists, sorry) in the center of your milky way galaxy. Luckily for Neb and I, English is our 45th language, but we are still having a hard time communicating. With half of our spiritual consciousnesses trapped inside the Worm Hole we are struggling to survive, feeding entirely off of seaweed near our crash site, and have only the internet to learn about humans and how to communicate with them lolololololololol? In these sound waves you can find evidence of our ancient home world which we must save from the Lemphitomytes, who have trapped our small white dwarf planet in a space time continuminism, and what once was, now is been has, forever.
Some awesome Earthlings:
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