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Mystic Bummer is a Man/God. It's U.F.O. Crashed in the foothills of Colorado many a year ago. Since then it has assimilated the human race one monkey brain at a time. The only solid information we have gathered about Mystic Bummer is from it's songs. There seems to be a strong theme of sex, drugs, and the illicit/occult. Mystic Bummer is obviously needs to be contained from further human consumption or else it could consume the land like a plague... for booking information please e-mail: firstname.lastname@example.org