Need a gift for a gifted musician?
"Contrary to popular belief / and despite the fact that it can be found in unexpected surroundings / music does not grow on trees."
from The Book of Commonly Overlooked Facts in The Form of Particularly Hard-to-Sing Verses
"We're all famously hard-headed where I come from. If only we weren't so soft-stomached..."
Pyrrhus of Epirus, 319/318 BC–272 BC, from The Book of Famous Last Words
"Wham, bam, thank you ma'am!"
from The Book of Things to Say When Being an Ass