Conversation with Lucky Tao - 09.06.2011

Mister Lucky sat down and chatted with me for a good 45 minutes in Portsmouth Square, Chinatown. Because of a hole in his head, he's a ghost, can talk to animals, controls recording devices with his mind, and has some good advice on how to have fun once you get to be 100 yrs old.

:30 Why he has to die in 2011
2:13 Why he got depressed after seeing a beautiful house in the middle east get bombed on TV
3:30 Overdosed on medication, died, was brought back by EMT
4:30 "…of course I'm a ghost god damnit!"
5:00 Magical powers over tape recorders
6:30 "…you outta see me when I'm in fine form."
8:20 Watch out for the Lee family
9:10 Get off of that bullshit, he wants to talk about a vampire woman
11:00 Just talk to dogs dammit
13:00 A message for the cats
14:20 A message for the dogs
15:40 The advantages of having seven toes
16:20 Tiger Lily
19:20 His name is Lucky
20:50 Stupid ass Rainbow Grocery store
21:00 The state of broadcasting these days, and stupid ass movies
22:15 How old is Lucky?
22:48 Super cool bullshit story (who assassinated all those politicians?)
24:20 He looooooves to bullshit
25:18 Ghost meets vampire, asks when the hell is Halloween
26:00 Hell is actually a far-away galaxy
27:10 Hey Lucky Tao