Random - Teacher Goin Hammer (Soulja Boy remix)

Random aka Mega Ran on July 09, 2011 04:11


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a little fun at the studio while I was supposed to be rehearsing.

Ya spittin is basic, and my vision is LASIK
I can't retire yet cuz there's no fittin replacement
I stomp on ya couch and ya livin arrangement,
Ran hit em wit bangers the critics is anxious
Spot you cats and take em out
Man There ain't nothin fake about
Mega Ran now Sit the microphone down and go an get a paper route,
Why y'all sittin mean mugging I'm over here lookin calm- this shouldnt tooken long, More lines than the book of psalms
I damage you amateurs Can't stand it huh
But Remember I can't see your middle fingers from this side of the camera
This aint rap This is art, hang it in ya crib show it off
All the way turnt up Bangin in ya whip,
Raised near a place called nice town, cats get knifed down, somebody prolly gettin stuck right now
Failures not in me cuz ya know that god sent me,
Speakers goin hammer, you can call em John henry,
Listen, you just a waste of co2 and protools,
While i Get mo views than them amber rose nudes,
I did this for the idiots who call me old school
I did what they wont do, not what im Am told to,
You the craziest I can't believe it like an athiest
Dangerous like payin casey Anthony to babysit
These kids is comical you gotta know that I'm the teacher rapper everybody knows just like the konami code
sixteens pristine, painted on the sistene, and since we are total stranger you can never miss me
Heart of gold and Confidence, that no one can stop me
Verbal swordsman Rap's Miyamoto Musashi,
Smartened up when they asked me to dumb down
Natural high I'd have to smoke weed to come down
Wanna know how I pen a random verse, then go to wikipedia hit random search
For example, did u know that humpback whales fast all winter and never ever come back frail?
They feast off fat, my bad I be's off track,
How many MCs you know would bother to speak on that?
Shh! you cant say jack to ran, except my raps is grand
arms too short, to box, you can't clap ya hands
i pop lock it, this one is non profit
Like Swap meet watches, buckles from hot topic
You know I got rid of them, im a carcinogen law abiding citizen
And I came to get it in
Born losers, rappers I'm gone thru ya stopped battling I was tired of sore losers,
Well, that's not accurate, 2008 in cincinnati, lost to kid twist and truthfully he ripped me badly,
But all that did was spark a flame that never ex-tinguished
Switched gears and mutated to a Sick linguist
If he believes in you than he's a fool
I think I deal wit knuckleheads now than when I was teaching school
But now I charge like a pikachu,
So promoters gotta make it worth my time, or I aint gone even move


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  • DrRocktopus
    DrRocktopus on July 11, 2011 17:39

    HAHAHA! Get 'em! Damn, dude, ripped it solid!

  • Digimediaman
    Digimediaman on July 11, 2011 13:10

    So Sick! I love your rhymes and the beat works well for you...not so much for Soulja Boy...

  • phillharmonix
    phillharmonix on July 11, 2011 07:10

    Darn you I was gonna use Miyamoto Musashi in a verse, grrr.

    This was dope.

  • Falcon Dynamo
    Falcon Dynamo on July 10, 2011 23:05

    Ran, I loved this track so much that I signed up on this website to tell you. You keep putting out these hot tracks dude.

  • Random aka Mega Ran
    Random aka Mega Ran on July 09, 2011 18:23

    thank you! there's probably some mistakes in the lyrics but.........eh

  • Habadasher99
    Habadasher99 on July 09, 2011 15:07

    You killed it. I love this track.

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