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I love ma music and sport mostly... diehard QOS fan but also keep up to date on St. Mirren (where I'm fae ye see)... apart from that I also dont mind stabs in the dark, horse whispering, inside information, technological breakthroughs, radiographic vibes, angled balls, snapshots, daisycutters, when the wind blows high, when the wind blows low, hide'n seek, motown gold, rick astley songs at house pairties, pan am flights, chicken dressing, after-wafts, good arrows, good first touches, Columbo, peedo-bashing, hand held items, arachnophobia, laughin at ma ain jokes, the portland road end, OAP's at pubs, backflips on tuesdays, I can also produce a fireball from my hands much like the guy off streetfighter 2!! Thats why Im banned fae Fleshers!!! loads of other shite but thats ma main hobbies!! Jist a pity there aint enough time in the day fir all ma hobbies!! My arch rivals are Bono, Sting, Richard Madeley, Alan Sugar, Gary Barlow, and mainly Tories like George Osborne and David Cameron (worst cunts EVER).
Neil Young, Gordon Lightfoot, Bob Dylan, Woody Guthrie, Townes Van Zandt, Gram Parsons, Hank Williams, Pete Seegar, Phil Ochs, Steve Earle, Justin Townes Earle, Jackson Browne, Elvis Presley, Jimmy Hendrix, Leonard Cohen, Johnny Cash, Roy Orbison, Bruce Springsteen, Bob Seger, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Ryan Adams, Whiskeytown, Elvis Costello, Billy Joel, Lightnin' Hopkins, B.B. King, John Lee Hooker, Curtis Mayfield, James Taylor, Gerry Rafferty, Bob Dipiero, Tom Waits, Otis Redding, Rick James, Marvin Gaye, Nick Cave, Emmylou Harris, Janis Ian, Joni Mitchell, Thea Gilmore, Patti Smith, Gillian Welch, Carole King, Aerosmith, The Rolling Stones, Nirvana, Queen, Big Country, Steely Dan, Dire Straits, Cream, The Band, The Men they Couldn't Hang, The Alarm, Grateful Dead, NRBQ, Big Country, Runrig, The Pogues, Guns 'n' Roses, Fleetwood Mac, Pink Floyd, Sisters of Mercy, The Smiths, Manic Street Preachers, Ocean Colour Scene, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Black Sabbath, Dio, The Damned, The Clash, Sex Pistols, The Ramones...
Resist the fucking mainstream.
All the best.