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Choke On This

Mary Birdsong on August 07, 2011 03:32

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    In this song, 99 Cent Whore applies the Heimlich Maneuver to her love life, just to see what will come up. This is a must-have for any self-respecting whore's "I Will Survive" section. It's inspirational feminist-rock at it's best!



    (SPOKEN) Y'all, I recently had a romantic rendezvous with a young man and it didn't quite work out the way I'd hoped. But I worked out my feelings in this here song I wrote for that gentleman, and it's called...


    (SPOKEN) That's right, you're gonna choke on it. You know why?
    'Cuz I been taking self-defenses courses. And my self-esteem is through the roof.

    I tried to tell you I got lots of bones.
    Lots of bones? Hell, yeah. That’s my whole damn spine.
    Didn’t know I had one, but I do. That’s my spine.
    Thought I might collapse, but now I feel just fine. Yeah.

    Choke! On my bones. Choke. On my pride. (I got a lot of pride!)
    No Heimlich maneuver’s gonna help ya this time.
    No mouth to mouth resuscitation’s gonna save ya this time.

    Choke! On! Thiiiiiiiiiis!

    (SPOKEN) That's right, choke on this. You heard me. Don't give me that look.

    Tried to swallow my pussy and my pride in one bite.
    Then ya dove into the pool again, treadin’ water with some tramp. (She's a tramp.)
    Can’t go swimmin’ after eatin pussy, without gettin a cramp.
    Should’ve listened to the love-guard whose foot is on the amp!

    (SPOKEN) You’re in the deep end my friend, & you’re not wearing your floaties.
    So you might just...

    Choke! On my bones. Choke! On my pride.
    No Heimlich maneuver’s gonna help ya this time.
    No mouth to mouth resuscitation’s gonna save ya this time.
    How do you like the crunchy taste of my self-respect?
    You better chew slowly 'cuz it's hard to digest, yes.

    Choke! On! Thiiiiiiiis!!!!!

    (SPOKEN) What's that sugar? Oh, you're choking right now?
    Oh, sweetie I don't even know how to do the Heimlich maneuver.
    How about this maneuver right here with my little finger sticking up in your face?
    Does that make you feel better? No? Well, it makes me feel a whole lot better.
    Oh, sugar, you're turnin' blue.

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