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Markabre spins the mutated waxy detritus of every Eurasian diaspora. A time-traveling sideshow of audio oddities is condensed for your listening pleasure into a set as tight and sharp as a well polished curse. Simultaneously evocative of eras past and man-about-town modern, his selections bely his pickpocket scoundrel youth as he selects only the choicest musical marks for a hit.

Few others have played to such a diverse range of audiences and events making him a shoe-in for any leading man role on the decks. Combine this extensive experience of working with live theatre and performances, giving an ability to construct sets which flow seamlessly around other entertainment.

It pains such a modest man to mention it, but it would fair to warn the ladies, and some gentlemen, of Markabre's devilishly dark good looks which have been known to inflame audiences beyond the bounds of fire regulations.

He is survived by four wives, eighty-nine children and a trained capuchin monkey named Basil.

**** If you would like to book Markabre to DJ for your event feel free to contact him by email at

markabre at mac dot com

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