The Git Rap

marak on May 01, 2012 03:28

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    Rap song about git and Github. Source @ http://github.com/marak/the-git-rap

    yo, this is the git rap
    we gonna do it like this
    we gonna do it like that
    i got ten stacks pushed in my stash
    git stash clear, it was gone like that
    but have no fear cause i bounce right back

    (bounce right back bounce right back)

    some use a gui, and i guess thats fine
    but your boy right here prefers the command line

    git init to git the party started
    git add them files and then we git retarded
    got got no no no idea what what what is in store
    just a touch that file dot-git-ignore

    (dont forget .DS_Store in your gitignore)
    (dont forget .DS_Store in your gitignore)
    thats only if you got mac

    so, now we taking the tour
    got files added, don't need no more
    yo this is too legit to quit
    so its time for the git commit
    i do a dash-a to specify them all
    dash -m with the message that ima show yall
    this is the first commit and we standing tall
    git push origin master you dont wanna brawl

    ( why? )

    chillin in my dash-b boy stance
    git check it out yo to make a new branch
    top of the mountain pushing down code like an avalanche
    SVN and CVS never hard a chance
    its undisputed its distributed
    all the boys and girls agree the github
    ocotcat is the cutest
    im a github boss title unrefuted
    follow marak right now ( uhh uhh just do it )

    ( yeah github is pretty cool )

    ohh hrmm it that a remote we have
    i wont git merge your branch if the code is bad
    your pull request has no tests and you know thats sad
    i got continuos git integration bro, you mad?
    even chad, could not deny the work flow...
    git is a power tool ready to put in work...

    mein, this is the git rap
    i am your git teacher
    and you could get slapped
    man, you better check yourself
    man, is the tool to help you help yourself
    man, then name the tool before wreck yourself
    run man git to get knowledge and wealth

    so git hubbers just keep iterating
    git tag all them versions keep the changelog stating
    a brief description of things dun change
    always using semantic versioning raaaaanges
    its not dangerous
    internet strangers
    open-source bangers
    coding in hangers
    pull request slangers
    that you dont wanna anger
    break the bank at the Tangiers
    flow like Danny Ocean
    drink git kool-aide its a powerful potion

    ( chug chug chug )

    zomg bro that commit its so sick
    just allow me to do git cherry-pick

    because its too legit to quit
    with the git cherry pick
    we do it like this

    head in the cloud thinking about workflow
    rebase when git pull or you will get hurt yo
    so pop that stash like a collared shirt bro
    grammers dont go into interactive mode
    squash my commit and i will explode
    if you regress my feature
    i'll unleashed the hypnotoad

    ( waaaahhh )

    so, back to the lesson at hand
    git status to determine to the plan
    git diff color to see where i am
    i get with git every day i can
    this is the git rap and i am the git man
    wait you mean li-li-linus, mr linux royal highness
    he made git the best he can so you know it is the finest
    anyone not using git needs to be reminded its
    imperative to distribute authors of the code
    if we didnt have git the linux kernel would probably explode
    so says we all even the hypnotoad
    the shoulders of giants is where we road
    we roll in compliance with the history of code

    ( code code code code code)

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