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Long ago, on the hills of a foreign land, where men were separated from the boys, and the women separated from the girls. There stood a peculiar soul who was torn from what was real, and was not perceived. This soul-this energy of oneness, which no one could understand stood on the horizon. He watched, and listened. He heard the words, and the tonalities of his peers, and elders. He watched the interactions, the gestures, the all the subtitles of the body play out. He noticed something when he observed these people. What he noticed was that they were all separated, by an energy that was egotistical in nature, and yet in nature this does not exist. It is the nature of humans.
So this soul thought to himself how he will make them better. He went down to the people, and spoke to them, but no one would listen. He tried talking to the men, but they were to masculine, and to mainly to take any advice. Then he tried talking to the women, but why would they ever listend to a man? He tried, and tried, and yet no one would give him the time of day. He was stuck. He thought to himself,"the minds of these men are too closed, and left them to be logistical locks that will not unlock. The women can only be freed by connecting with their emotions, and yet my words have no effect."
So with no idea of how to unite, and save these people he walked, and as he walked he saw a group of children playing. Boys, and girls all playing together. While he was walking by them a ball rolled to his feet. A young beautiful girl walked up, and asked if he can hand her the ball. He looked down, and picked it up, and smiled. He, asked them what they were playing? The young girl said," we are playing kickball. Do you want to play?" He, looked at her with a smile, and said," I would love too!" He played with them for hours, and hours. After, they all sat down, after a long day. The young soul took out his magical instrument that he plays to keep him,young and free. He started playing it, and all the kids loved it! They dance, then jumped up and down, and all were full of energy again. That is when it hit him! This is the key to bring everyone together!
He went back to the people, and gave, and with out saying one word, he jammed out like no one has ever jammed out before. He had all these instruments like, sitar, drums, trumpet, piano, a bad ass Korg Kronos 61 Synthesizer Workstation, and whole bunch of other shizz! He had them all looped, brought out his turnatables, and then started scratching the shizz out of 'em! Everyone danced, jumped up and down, and had a great time!!
Then, something he never expected happend, people were taking off there clothes, and coming together in a way he never thought of. A mass orgy broke out, and people were having sexual emotions pouring out of them!! 4 beautiful girls came up to him. One was asian, one was hispanic, one was black, and one was polish. They hugged him, and kissed him, but he never moved. He was so concentrated by the energy of the music, and the power that it holds! Then he realized one thing! He has a crate of vinyls with a crapy ton of Bob Marley, Al Green, TLC, The Temptations, The Isley brothers, Isaac Hayes, and he even had The Dream, and Usher! In fact he had everything he needed. So he loaded up traktor, and made a bad ass playlist, with precision, and mastery speed, and went down on those ladies, like the energetic, bad ass soul that he was. Everyone that night was in a lucid state, and after that for life.