Yo, Gengar. I just got yo message.
I've got the response ya want.
Don't expect no sugah-coatin'.
Good luck, bruh.
You say you're king of the ghouls?
Ha! More like king of the fools!
Your glare is a pathetic joke,
'cause we all know,
I can beat you just like an egg yolk!
Sure, you got your Focus Blast,
But that's too easy to get past!
You thought you would take first place,
but instead took a Sucker Punch to the face!
Aww, need a hug? That's too bad!
I'll go right through 'ya, that's so sad!
You're nothing more than just a sham,
You'll just get owned by a Koffing, damn!
Now, let's make the smart move.
You've got room to improve.
Do you really like my groove?
Good, 'cuz I got stuff to prove!
I'm sweepin' the noobs, all day every day!
You? You're the next soul I'm gonna take!
You thought you'd get past me? Nay!
This is your first and last mistake!
My Illusion you could not get past,
Tricked you to not use your Focus Blast!
All it took was just one slip
For your life to lose its grip!
Now that I'm through with you,
I've got a job to do.
I've gotta get your babes in my bed,
Oh wait! Your babes were in your head!