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The illegitimate love child of Emma Thompson and John Major Matthew Landon Sullivan has the reincarnated soul of the dog who played Lassie that was brutally murdered by Skippy The Bush Kangaroo. Landon, ten time nominee and three time recipient of the annual thumbs up of the year award, was the first person ever to get his subjects to say cheese when taking photographs. Landon lives on a man made island not far from dover where he invented the "knock knock" joke and was the second person to ever use snoop dogg language with style after Johnathan H.S Stevenson who referred to a budgerigar as being "flizzle on the pizzle dizzle"
Landon escaped from a mental hospital in 2005 after tying up three nurses and setting fire to the top of Jack Nicholson hair, He produces techno on a computer he stole form a doctor there. firstname.lastname@example.org