Freak

Written, performed, and arranged by Landa Gherrá
Recorded by Landa Gherrá at Think Tank Studios, Dallas
Mixed and Mastered by Mister Curry for Mister Curry Productions, Los Angeles

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Freak

1st Verse
She's got skin like cappuccino
She got me all big and swoll, like I’m Lou Ferrigno
Got me wishing I’m a rich man like I was Ringo
But she's crazy than a mug
Like she’s kin to Tarantino
Quinton, San, lock the door and throw the keys away
And pray like momma said like Lenny Kravitz so I can fly away
Or is that Hezekiah Walker
She's knowing good and well I've got a wife and two daughters
But she don’t care, she wants this link between her teeth
And a nice warm drink, but not a sip from my sink
It’s kinda graphic, but how else am I gon’ tell it
So much wisdom in my music
It’s a wonder I ain’t selling this
Now let’s get back to the story at hand
She’s 5 foot thick and sexy and she ain’t got a man
And my wife back at home, she done locked down the drawls
Got me tempted, I can’t lie
This some scary stuff y’all

Hook:
I’m just tryin’ to keep the peace
And babygirl is diggin’ me
She wanna crawl up in my sheets
'Cause babygirl’s a freak
And even though I’m just a man
Trying hard to do the best I can
Gotta find me an exit plan
Cause babygirl’s a freak

2nd Verse:
Syphilis, AIDS, Herpes, and gonorrhea
Got me saying ohhh-wee—onomonopia
And that should be enough to stop me dead in my tracks
But a brotha can’t even lie
Babygirl is sittin’ phat
And the first thing I’m thinking about is how I’m a deacon
And no one at the church can ever know that I’ve been creepin’
And I won’t get the title of the Bishop I’ve been seeking
'Cause position can cover up any sin including cheatin’
Yeh, I know that’s some backwards thinking
My outside is holy but my inside is stinking
And this collar around my neck, I may need to get a leash
I hear that Geico theme
Somebody’s watching me
Is it my conscience, or is it non-sense
You may not think that this is, but this is God-sent
And the Lord better come and get me quick
Before I’m "Puttin’ on the Hits" with this thick and pretty chick

Chorus

3rd Verse:
Now think about it, what if baby's got the "venom"
And she done been with another man that’s been up in him
She's spreading death like the undertaker, unknowingly
Her last boyfriend was sexing dudes and having orgies
And he was sexing Mike that goes to church at First Baptist
He singing in the choir but at night his name is Gladys
And now I got AIDS that I caught from this kat
All because I had to smash babygirl with the ass that was phat
And it's sad that these stories really happen
In her thong her booty clappin’
Trade a tombstone for a mattress
And these church folk can’t imagine
And the real they cannot fathom
And they say this ain’t the gospel,
So my face they keep on slappin’
Who you lovin’, who you wanna be huggin’
Yo, it better be your wife if you wanna keep your life
And you better be like Christ, who was lowly and meek
And turn the other cheek when you come across a freak

©2012 Landa Gherrá. All Rights Reserved.
This song contains the backing track "Queen Bee" as originally performed by Lil Kim. No copyright infringement is intended.