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So, my monkey food factory was raided by a bunch of cinnamon pirates. They came, they saw, they watched Wayne's World, and then gave me the finger. They also took all of my products. So that career is in the garbage. Anyway I was walking home from an owl pellet hockey game one night, when a cosmic voyager suddenly detained me in an alley and imparted musical profundities to me that had been lost for millenia. He said I better make music from now on or else he'd beat me with a toilet brush. That's what this is all about, sandwich eater.