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KrustyProders Invades The World!
The Cold War might be over, but a monster musicrustacean marshaled by New-era leaders is threatening to invade Western Europe, according to scientists.
First introduced to Night Clubs off northern Russia in the new era, KrustyProders is now spilling down Western Europe and spreading tones of decibel. Some fear this massive Monster; native to KrustyCity could reach as far as Europe and rest of the World, devouring almost everything in his path.
"It's quite a big Monster and capable of spreading Bouncy’Freaky’Freshy’Heavy tunes, " said a KrustyCitizen. "Because some people are not ready for this, are likely to be affected."
Studies show the KrustyProders can also cause serious cerebral palsy and while clubbers say KrustyProders often hijack proceedings.
"So far we have no indication of what impacts KrustyProders will have on people mind and how serious any affects may be," said a senior scientist at the Institute of Musical Research. He added: "We know very well what KrustyProders plays and that is almost anything that is available on the bottom."
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