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I'll Heat Up Some Chili If You'll Shovel Out the Drive (original) click on the title for lyrics

Jordan Cannady on February 09, 2013 10:29

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    It's 4am on Saturday February 9th here in New England and I haven't figured out how to tell my wife that A) we may have as much as 2 feet of snow and B) It's her turn to shovel out the drive. burgers n' fries, Jordan

    I’ll Heat up the Chili If You’ll Shovel out the Drive
    words and music by Jordan Cannady

    Honey don’t you leave me, you don’t understand
    I was only kidding, this jokes got out of hand
    I put that shovel by the bed with hopes you’d give a giggle
    Now you’re walking out the door I can hear your car keys jingle

    I promise if you’ll turn around I’ll fix a cup of coffee
    I’ll even put it in the mug we bought when we still were talkin’
    I was joking, kinda sorta, it was all in fun
    Won’t you come back honey bunch
    Don’t you sled and run

    I’ll heat up the Chili if you’ll shovel out the drive
    I’ll wrap you up before you go
    So you will stay alive
    I’ll put you in some muck lucks
    And find some nice warm mittens
    Please clear the path outside the door
    Next to some frozen kittens

    Don’t forget to stop and rest
    Please don’t overdo it
    I heard somewhere that if you do

    You may not make it through it.

    Your heart won’t keep on beating
    But if the snow don’t kill you hon
    Warm up the cars so they will start
    When you make a beer run

    Please don’t skip the sidewalk
    Our postman won’t deliver
    This month’s Playboy magazine
    and Netflix – please don’t shiver

    Pass the pan, turn on the stove
    Have you seen my can opener
    Honey where’d you leave it
    You know that I can’t find a thing
    When you go and hide it

    While your at it, would you mind
    And bring me the remote
    Please don’t think me out of line
    Dr Phil’s show is all about
    Why wives will always shout
    Don’t get our manly ways
    As they go walkin out
    Can’t bring themselves to stay.

    Kiss me, squeeze me rub my feet
    Before you say good by
    I’ll heat you up some chili
    while you shovel out the drive.

    Yo-di lay dee oh
    Di lay dee
    Oh dee ay


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