Joepamine ( 'jōpə,mēn ):
A DJ-neurotransmitter discovered in Portland, OR which is responsible for things such as cognition, reward, extroversion, motor control, and mood in the brain. Inadequate levels of Joepamine have been associated with severe conditions such as L.A.M.E. and B.O.R.I.N.G. Joepamine is most commonly found near dance floors and camp outs in the Pacific Northwest. While under the effects of Joepamine, one can likely expect his or her body to move in what can only be described as either a gyration-like motion, or a two-step. If you feel you are lacking adequate Joepamine concentrations in your brain, the recommended course of action is to seek out the BASS, and notify your friends that you are in need of some immediate dance floor attention. Please enjoy Joepamine (ir)responsibly.